Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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