Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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