Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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