So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
dude. I can hear the air.
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