In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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