i'm signing you up for texting rehab
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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