big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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