I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
