I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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