butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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