is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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