He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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