About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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