i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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