It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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