So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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