Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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