Me. At least after what I've been through.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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