what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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