can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
