It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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