problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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