Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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