that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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