my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
should my penis look like a turkey
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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