We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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