Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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