u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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