Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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