I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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