I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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