His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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