yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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