EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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