when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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