walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
