He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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