I wannas sexs uuuuu
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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