brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I checked into jail on foursquare
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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