We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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