Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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