She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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