we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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