just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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