Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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