Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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