belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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