We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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