we have officially lost it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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