And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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