Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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